Ever wonder how good you are in the sack? How you mount up against others and if ‘being passionate’ was an Olympic sport, how you’d measure up on the scoreboard? Well guess what… yep, there’s an app for that! The Apple App Store has an application called Passion.
The Passion App is designed so that when you start the application – you just put your iPhone in your pocket, on the bed, or in an armband, and start Passion. After you are finished, it will calculate a score between 0 and 10. 10 being the highest. Compete with your friends, or people all around the world, to see who can get the highest score.
The Passion App measures on Duration, Orgasm, & Activity – and then ranks you between 0 and 10, rating you from “Bad” to “Perfect” based on the three criteria. App creator, Alvares lays it on the line: “Passion works by using all of the iPhone‘s distinct features such as the microphone, accelerometer and many others to determine an accurate score.”
Well, I’m actually speechless… there is literally an app for everything! Lay it on the line and rate how well you’re laying the pipe my friend. Unfortunately, I don’t have an iPhone, so I haven’t been able to “test” this so-called Passion App, but would like to hear what ya think. As a pre-warning, don’t get your panties all in wad if ya don’t score well… after all – it’s just an App!
Stay tuned this month for more ‘inappropriate’ and ‘odd’ iPhone Apps. I’ll be featuring numerous apps throughout the month that you won’t want to miss!